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Omega 3

Riesci a cogliere il doppio senso?

omega-3

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Pubblicato da su 10 marzo 2017 in funny pictures, Humour inglese

 

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Evolution

Cosa bisogna sapere:

don’t + infinito (senza “to”) = imperativo negativo
walk away = allontanarsi / andarsene

evolution

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Pubblicato da su 30 gennaio 2017 in funny pictures, Humour inglese, Verbi

 

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Frog parking

What you need to know:

toad = rospo
towed = rimorchiato

frog-toad

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Pubblicato da su 11 gennaio 2017 in funny pictures, Humour inglese, Lessico, vocabulary

 

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A dog’s life

What you need to know:

wonder = chiedersi
to nod off = addormentarsi

dogs-life

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Pubblicato da su 2 gennaio 2017 in funny pictures, Humour inglese, Lessico, vocabulary

 

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Season’s greetings!

What you need to know:

“Season’s Greetings” (saluti della stagione) è un modo tipico di fare gli auguri
durante il periodo natalizio, soprattutto nei biglietti di auguri.

season = stagione ~ MA ~ to season = condire

seasons-greetings

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Pubblicato da su 24 dicembre 2016 in funny pictures, Humour inglese, Lessico, vocabulary

 

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At the doctor’s

What you need to know:

mole = neo
mole = talpa

mole

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Pubblicato da su 12 novembre 2016 in funny pictures, Humour inglese, Lessico, vocabulary

 

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Mind your own business

How I learnt to mind my own business
Come ho imparato a fare i fatti miei

mind-your-own-business

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When I got home from work yesterday, it was a lovely sunny afternoon so I decided to go for a nice long walk. As I was walking past the local school, on the other side of the fence, I could hear all the children shouting, “Thirteen… thirteen… thirteen….”
The fence was too high to look over the top but just in front of me I could see a small hole in one of the planks. Curious, I stopped to see what was going on.
Just as I bent down to look through the hole, one of the children on the other side of the fence poked his finger in my eye and they all started shouting, “Fourteen… fourteen… fourteen…”

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Garda Síochána

garda

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One day a garda stopped at a farm in County Galway and went up to the old farmer who was milking his cows.
“I have to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs,” he asserted brusquely.
“That’s fine,” answered the old farmer with a smile, “but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
“I will go wherever I want!” exploded the garda. “I have the authority of the Garda Síochána with me!” Putting his hand into his back pocket, the hot-headed garda pulled out his badge and proudly displayed it to the farmer.
“See this badge? This badge means that I can go wherever I want, whenever I want! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?”
The farmer nodded gently, apologised, and carried on milking his cows.
A few minutes later, the farmer heard a loud scream. Looking up, he saw the garda running for his life with the farmer’s big bull, McCabe, hot on his heels.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the garda and it was clear that he would be gored before he managed to reach safety. The garda was clearly terrified.
The old farmer jumped up from his stool and ran as fast as he could towards the field, yelling at the top of his voice: “Your badge! Show him your badge!”

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Pubblicato da su 22 settembre 2016 in funny stories, Humour inglese, Inglese in azione, read

 

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